He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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