Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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