Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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