one might say we're banned from that church
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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