Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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