u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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