I feel great
I just peed on a car
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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