Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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