I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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