I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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