I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
