He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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