Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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