I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize