I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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