hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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