Pregnant stripper...not hot.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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