Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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