we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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