Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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