I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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