Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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