She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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