it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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