doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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