how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You peed on a flamingo?!?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
