: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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