Porn is love you can see.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize