I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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