Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
they're like a gay fantastic four
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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