You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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