we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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