Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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