Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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