have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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