My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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