Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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