This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
