I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You were trust falling into bushes
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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