i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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