I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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