No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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