My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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