would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I would ride that face into the sunset
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
The adults are the big ones right?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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