So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
