I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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