"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
did i just pee glitter
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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