I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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