is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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