Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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