Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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