spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
All the doctor said was why
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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