Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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