I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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