I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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