trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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