I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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